Alien!
Where are you from?
I am from Hope planet.
About 8.3 light years from the sun.
Where is your spaceship?
No ship. I was tele-positioned.
I am here to help humans. To phase out the fossil fuels.
Humanity throws so much plastics.
With Social Media Interference Now elected Earth President.
Carbon or on silicon makes no difference.
We all need respect.

Humans have strange vocabulary

Humans have strange vocabulary

Humans have strange vocabulary


I cannot understand.

What do those words mean?

War

Rape

Murder

Violence & hate

Incest

Prostitution

Genocide

Humans have a rich history Who invented slavery?
The maximum salary is one million per year.
Oil consumption limited by quota.

Breaking News. The Earth President attempted murder.

Gun shots were fired.

Ann Stein and Majoris fall into the river.

Bodies are standing under water. They must have drowned!
I Always carry OxyBars.
Just in case...

The Earth President was shot by a hitman.

President's body is found floating under the bridge. Hurry!
He needs hospitalization!

The President in Intensive Care Emergency Room

Give him blood transfusion! Get is blood group!
This is not blood!
It is sap!
No Pulse. He is dead!
Not dead.
His batteries are dead.
Recharge batteries!
Reboot his brain!
Compilation Error... Call Franken Stein. He is a nerd.
Environment variable is not set. Fix the code: PLANET=Earth

A Mobilization Against Alien Invaders is under way.

Earth is for humans.
Death to Aliens!
Aliens! Go home!

 

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