Alien!Where are you from?
About 8.3 light years from the sun.
No ship. I was tele-positioned.
I am here to help humans.
To phase out the fossil fuels.
Humanity throws so much plastics.
With Social Media Interference
Now elected Earth President.
Carbon or on silicon makes no difference.
Humans have strange vocabulary
Humans have strange vocabulary
Humans have strange vocabulary
I cannot understand.
What do those words mean?
War
Rape
Murder
Violence & hate
Incest
Prostitution
Genocide
Humans have a rich history
Who invented slavery?
The maximum salary is one million per year.
Oil consumption limited by quota.
Breaking News. The Earth President attempted murder.
Ann Stein and Majoris fall into the river.
Bodies are standing under water.
They must have drowned!
The Earth President was shot by a hitman.
President's body is found floating under the bridge.
Hurry!He needs hospitalization!
The President in Intensive Care Emergency Room
Give him blood transfusion!
Get is blood group!
This is not blood!It is sap!
No Pulse. He is dead!
Not dead.His batteries are dead.
Recharge batteries!Reboot his brain!
Compilation Error...
Call Franken Stein. He is a nerd.
Environment variable is not set.
Fix the code: PLANET=Earth
A Mobilization Against Alien Invaders is under way.
Earth is for humans.Death to Aliens!
Aliens! Go home!